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JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

(via tuhree)

(Source: untrustyou, via cuddlinqs)

baggier:

who is this “Gurt” person that everyone keeps saying yo to

(via youngvlcanoes)

damaged-youths:

Do you ever just wish you could unmeet someone? like maybe they were great up first, or even for awhile. But then they cause you so much pain and sadness that it wasn’t even worth the good times. So now they’re just stuck in your life, in your fuckin thoughts. You want them out but nope, forever they’ll be part of you.

(Source: discare, via sherlockcanyounot)

dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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(via greed)

my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
me: actually its 10:58

(Source: ozei, via blissless)

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

(via plunged)

GUYS. I JUST REALIZED.

joshpeck:

soufflesagainstthedaleks:

YOU KNOW THIS GUY?

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THAT’S JOSH PECK.

KNOW WHAT ELSE A “PECK” IS?

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A BOOB.

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JOSH IS LITERALLY A BOOB.

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(Source: notmattsmith, via happiest)

(Source: jayalvarrez, via iurp)

me: ugh he is such a dorky little shit, he is literally a piece of trash and i cant stand his face
friend: so you hate him?
me: no hes my favorite character

what’s it called when you have friends but you’re still lonely

(Source: burgrs, via circumcising)

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

(via youngvlcanoes)

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: factota, via intensional)